Gonna be a Bear!


In this life I’m a woman.
In my next life I’d like to be a bear!
When you’re a bear you get to hibernate… you do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you eat yourself stupid!
I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown cute cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that!
If you’re a mama bear everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling.
He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat
YUP, gonna be a bear!